BooRay Daniels
Hmm, something's not quite right here.

Mary, this page is forever your daily dose of CHEEEESE!

Ladies, the incredibly sexy Mr. BooRay of the BooRay and Mary Morning FREE!

You heard right!
Mr. Daniels does NOT have a significant other! The race is on!
The time is NOW!
Get your bids in before it's TOO LATE!

In all seriousness, here are a few of BooRay's favorite things.

Pepperoni Pizza with Mushrooms. (GAG)
All kinds. (Hmmm, does this make him a diverse individual or just indecisive?)
Billy Joel (He didn't start the fire.)
Thing To Do
Scuba Diving (In Oklahoma???? Oh, I know! On your first date you can check out the catfish rumored to be large enough to swallow a man at the Great Salt Plains Reservoir!)

What does BooRay seek in his women? Well, honey, you don't cut it! But here is some interesting reading. (No, BooRay did not make these up, nor are they anything he has endorsed...yet.)

If Men DID Run the World

  1. Breaking up would be a lot easier. A smack to the a** and a "Nice hustle, you'll get'em next time" would pretty much do it.
  2. Valentine's Day would be moved to February 29th so it would only occur in leap years.
  3. Garbage would take itself out.
  4. Instead of "beer-belly", you'd get "beer-biceps".
  5. Tanks would be far easier to rent.
  6. People would never talk about how fresh they felt.
  7. Daisy Duke shorts would never go out of style again.
  8. The funniest guy in the office would get to be CEO.
  9. "Sorry I'm late, but I got wasted last night", would be an acceptable excuse for tardiness.
  10. Hallmark would make "Sorry, what was your name again?" cards.

Housecleaning Tip:    Instead of buying hundreds of dollars worth of bathroom cleaner for your glass shower door, buy a frosted glass shower door!

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Please stayed tuned.....
More coming soon.

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